My skin has turned to porcelain, to ivory, to steel.

HH

dailytweets:

rt for 10 years of good luck

red-athame:

Congratulations on the quote of the year, Madej.

verylilpimpin:

whyyoustabbedme:

Imagine if Obama served Wendy’s lmao

😂😂😂

Exactly two people on the planet are allowed to wear a wifebeater tucked into jeans

maxximoffed:

lordmogatron:

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That will be all; I won’t be taking questions.

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teaboot:

just-shower-thoughts:

It’s odd that Batman, who fights crime from the shadows and wears a dark suit to be unseen in the night, chose such a bright coloured uniform for his sidekick

Cause a short ass kid running around the streets at night wearing all black is gonna get hit by a truck. That’s his safety uniform

fagmarx:

andy warhol about to completely destroy pop art

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nehirose:

absinthecocktail:

…I just woke up from a dream in which there was an app that notified you when nearby LARPs needed an NPC, and you could, like, go pretend to be a surly shopkeeper or whatever and get paid, like, $10 for it.

damn now i want this to be an actual thing.

hackerfucker:

having an absolute breakdown until the absurdity of reality just pulled me out it

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homo-nerd-grizz:

tequilarosado:

boy2use:

mrinterpreter:

If your masculinity is threatened by a razer advert, it is fragile indeed.

Fuck you. Men are tired of male bashing. Most men are good, decent men looking out for their family. The problem with this ad campaign is it paints a broad stroke that alll men are rapists and evil. Go fuck yourselves simps and manginas . A razor company and you cucks will not tell me how to raise my son.

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fragile af

I’ve never seen that gif… As a gif…

foodffs:

no-boil baked penne with meatballs

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

positive-memes:

Wholesome Potter

septicwhovian97:

The most uncomfortable jump scare of the year was a year ago…16/01/18

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do-not-go-gently-42:

The Phantom: Sing for me, my angel of music!

Christine:

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fizzy-dog:

killjoysmakesomefuckingnoise:

i could have been stanning mcr in 2007 when they were at their PEAK but nooo i was wasting time learning how to READ

there are literally no words to describe how old this post makes me feel

santad3stroy3d:

nerdgasrnz:

transntired:

why is miles being middle to upper middle class so hard to comprehend? He never had to starve, his parents are happy to buy him art supplies, he never had to steal he never needed donations from the people of New York. Literally, Peter is canonically more broke than Miles.

You know why.

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